MILKSHAKIN MAMA IS SLACKIN'

So, I am apologizing for Milk Shakin Mama's lack of correspondence. She has changed jobs and getting ready for a play called the Vaginia Monologues...or V-Chats for short. But enough about her....really....save all that drama for Your mama or my Grammamil....get back to blogging Mamma!!!! More later when she gets back in the groove again. Something about me being an insomniac and her being a zombie day to day...hey....HAVE YOU SEEN THE WORLD????? Would you want to miss anything??? I surely don't. I don't have TIME to sleep...WHO NEEDS IT anyway??? Tata for now...gotta go chew something, drool and pull mamma milkshakes hair out....no really, it is falling out....kind of weird. She says it is because her Prego-glow is now Post and is wearing off. Back comes the breakouts, thin hair, unglow in the cheeks and baggy eyes....but really mamma, again, save the drama!! xoxoxo ms. callie...still running the show but now with some sassitude! No longer the prodigal pupil per schoolteacher....joined the ranks of the other fussies. Milkshakinmamma hopes it is a faze or at least hopes that she can face it better tomorrow with more rest and patience.

MELTDOWN AND MAYEM

Monday March 2. Snuggling with Go-Daddy-Go and digesting my new food...which of course was chased by a yummy lasagna flavored millk-shake...really don't get grossed out...quite tasty and filling. So anyway, we were hanging and I was really being a slimey nose factory. My cough was very rattly and my chest was very loud and I was just sneezing and rubbing my eyes. THEN THE TEARS CAME. I started bucking and kickin-chickin and tossing so MSM started dancing with me and then guess what? I fell asleep!!!! I was so snuggly warm and cozy. Amazing how I can just mold to any shape and nestle down. Milk-Shakin-Mama held on for as long as she could and then laid me down on the ottoman (my perfect size personal sofa) and I had myself a little nap. It was close to my bedtime but not close enough so MSM and GDG got to watch parts of Jeopardy. They thought it was going to be a calm magical night. THEN I WOKE UP. I was kind of tossing and turning so MSM played with me and we went to the big folks room and played on the bed. We played peekaboo with my feet and the Itsy Bitsy Tickle Spider and all sorts of fun games. We read a fun book and had a big time. I guess I had a big ball of nose goo because out came the blue bulb and what usually is a quick no worries syphon turned to be one that bothered me. I screamed for about three hours straight and MSM started saying it was her fault because she let me have yogurt and GDG says no something else was wrong. They took turns trying to calm me and give me Big Love. Finally, I laid in my BIG GIRL CRIB...that's right....like the Jeffersons...Moving On Up....and I laid there and rubbed my eyes and MSM rubbed my tumtum and I cried and fell asleep. SO that is how I came to have my FIRST NIGHT IN THE BIG GIRL BED!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!! I could stretch and kick and yawn without hitting the sides of the crib or propping my foot up on the ledge (which I kind of liked!). It was cozy and soft and warm and just right. When I take a nap on M&G's bed I take up half of it because well I am a sprawler they say. So I could just sprawl and sleep. I slept most of the night (until my 2:30 milkshake raid), but then I went back to sleep and got up in the morning. LIFE IS GRAND!!! Here's a pic of me in my crib when I was a weee thing...remember? Those are all my friends. They haven't moved with me to the big crib. They will prob just stay where they are. Friend octopus was nice untill he bit me and wouldnt let go of my finger one day during naptime. I am not sure where he is now. Go-Daddy-Go put a kiabash to his biting habits. I did love Mr. Octopus though. Friend bee is still a personal fave of mine. Anyway. I am a big girl now and am now in my big girl room and Milk-Shakin-Mama says she is okay by that.

MILESTONE MARCH

AHHH, its my first March and boy do I have some exciting things to tell you! Sunday, the very first day I had my first REAL FOOD as Milk-Shakin-Mama calls it....and on a big people spoon!!! It was Stoneyfield Farm Organic Vanilla yogurt. Can life get any better? Let me back up a bit. Lately, I have been eyeing the folks as they eat. Plate, spoon, mouth, repeat. Milk-Shakin-Mama says I am like Sista-Sadie and that there are 2 pairs of eyes boring into her instead of just one pair. So, like a tennis match, Sista Sadie and I watch back and forth, back and forth. Well, I have been a bit under the weather as most 4 monthers who go to school are....they breed some good germs in the south! So, Go-Daddy-Go was finishing his dinner and MSM was sitting with me on the sofa. GDG grabs some yogurt and sat right beside us slurping it down. It must have been the look of LONGING on my face (MSM REALLY is really getting to know me now) so MSM made GDG share! They gave me a drop and at first my tongue pushed it out. Then my tastebuds tingled and I looked for more. GDG started putting drops on my tongue and I started drooling and munching. MSM said I was like a baby bird opening up for more. This went on for a bit until MSM had a panic attack. She remembered yogurt was made with cow's milk and that I may not be ready for cows milk so she paniced, closed the Confectionaire for the night and started calling her friends. She thought for sure she was going to have to rush me to the doctor's office. Go-Daddy-Go said to Stop and that it was all good. So finally, after many reassurances from various sources, MSM went to the chill factor and we enjoyed the rest of the night....UNTIL..........